Just received the following via email (in Hebrew), and thought I’d share it with you all…

  1. If I love it, it’s mine.
  2. If it’s in my hand, it’s mine.
  3. If I can take it from you, it’s mine.
  4. If I had it in my possession several minutes ago, it’s mine.
  5. If it’s mine, it shouldn’t in any way ever look like it’s yours.
  6. If I build or do something, all pieces are mine.
  7. If it looks exactly like mine, it’s mine.
  8. If I think it’s mine, it’s mine.
  9. If it’s yours and I steal it, it’s mine.

Got it?

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