Posts Tagged ‘Humor’
The Addiction
Your scent fills the air Teasing my senses I tremble with desire Of one who is addicted And cannot get enough How I love To wrap my fingers Around you To bring you to my lips To inhale, to taste Oh, to feel your warmth inside me For when we are together, I feel alive [Read More]
Life in a Coffee Cup
Sometimes the world just gets you down And times are rather tough You’re feeling kind of out of place Your mind is filled with fluff You’re at a loss for what to do You don’t know where to go So you do what just comes naturally And grab a cup o’ joe [Read More]
Dances with Sushi…
If you ask what I like, I can tell you with ease That my favorite food is of course Japanese Sushi and tofu – agedashi – that’s right These are the foods I could eat every night And with this disclosure, you surely can guess When it comes to my birthday, the food I [Read More]
My home in the sky…
My home in the sky is just full of delights Not all of them having to do with the heights That allow me to see things I’d just rather not Like neighbors who wee and then shower a lot But by the same token – I suppose that it’s fair That they can see us [Read More]
My son the Japanese food specialist
Little One: Mommy, do you want shushi? Me: Sushi. Little One: Shusi? Me: Sushi. Little One: Susi? Me: Sushi. Little One: Sushi. Ok. Mommy, do you want shushi? [Read More]
Tom Lehrer Does Durban II?
Is it just me, or does this week’s Durban II conference in Geneva remind you of Tom Lehrer‘s “National Brotherhood Week” as well? [Read More]
Overheard at the polling station…
“There were a couple of Kadima activists here earlier, but it rained, so they left…” The best election day comment so far, said by a Green Movement-Meimad activist at my polling station this morning. There were no other party activists anywhere in the [Read More]
Things I learned during high-risk pregnancy
My pregnancy with the Little One wasn’t easy by any stretch of the imagination. Once we managed to get past the genetic issues (though until he was actually born and shown to be defect-free, my suspicions never fully abated), I was hit with a number of other problems. [Read More]
Double Trouble
Oh dear, the twins were at it again. Those bratty, preteen girls (potentially the most dangerous and merciless of all living creatures, of course), standing less than 50 feet away, whispering to their bratty little friends, simultaneously casting furtive glances in my [Read More]
The All-Important Query Letter
I’ve fallen into freelance writing in much the same way that I fell into technical writing. While the writing itself comes easily, I sometimes rely on my more experienced writer friends for information about various technical aspects of freelancing, especially the [Read More]
